Once in a tiny village far away from the rest of the world there was a girl named Olive Water’s who was so obsessed with doing Naija stuff secretly without her non parent’s knowing about it. But, someone knew but, he didn’t tell anyone about it ether and his name was Romeo Max who was the black naija but, nobody know’s that expect for him but, he wanted to tell someone so badly because “years ago his dad told him don’t tell anyone who you really are” because “if you do then it will be bad on your reputation alright?” and he told his dad alright i won’t tell a soul okay dad?” and his dad said “good now we have a understanding” and his words were “yes we do dad.” so as she went to the village to go practice naija stuff someone bumped into her accidentally and said “oh I’m so sorry I had no Idea you were right there while I bumped into you I’ll just go right now bey mama” and she said “oh wait don’t go please I’m sorry too I wasn’t looking ether Sir but, you don’t have to be sorry but, I see that you are kind gentleman” and respectful at that Sir umm why are you following me?” and he said “I work here why are you following me?” she said “I practice here secretly and do naija stuff that nobody know’s about except for me even my non parent’s” and “non sister don’t know about it ether” and he said “wow that’s amazing I’m actually the naija teacher here I think I’ve seen you around here kicking ass so nobody know huh?” she said what you’re the naija teacher then I guess you figured out my secret niaja stuff right?” he said “yeah I guess I did but, I won’t tell anyone I promise” and she said “Thank you so much I appreciate It.” He said “you’re welcome mama.” They both went into the naija studio and then started to do niaja stuff.

after a few years he asked her to marry him and she said “yes” and they got married in a naija setting and road off into the naija sunset.

by Alona,